Zombie Hearts For All

Call me Zombie, Im 19
I like zombies, mermaids, Maid cafes, bowties, and penguins. Im a slytherin, whovian, I live in one of the most beautiful states, I like to pretend to be a hipster model, I like exploring my city, I like walking and finding new places to explore.
Sometimes I post borderline nsfw things.

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:



  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via glitterandnightmares)